Monday, March 06, 2006

Hormones anyone???

Without being too graphic, let me just say that I have come to the official recognition that my hormones and my disease of addiction have gone into business together. They have started a committee better known as the "fuck-Lizzie-up-committee" and they have their board meeting in my head, once a month, for approximately five days. I have heard rumors that they will be going public soon, so if anyone would like to buy into the "fuck-Lizzie-up-committee", please contact the president of the board at 1-800-bite-me.

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